Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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