just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
