He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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