I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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