Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
