I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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