Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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