I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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