Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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