just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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