Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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