wanna go halves on a baby?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
