That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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