I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
