ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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