she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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