my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
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and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?