u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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