Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
i need some magic done to my vagina
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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