At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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