So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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