i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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