Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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