Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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