i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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