I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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