It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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