if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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