So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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