So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
