Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Sorry about my life...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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