I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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