question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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