would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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