I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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