Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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