Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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