I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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