did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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