just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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