yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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