I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
worst night to have a conscience
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He? As in you personified your dick?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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