I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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