She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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