Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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