Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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