I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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