you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We are all done wearing pants today
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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