Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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