BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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