on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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