Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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