yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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