with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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