sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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