My hand turned me down
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
