butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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