There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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