So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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