but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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